🍻 For the sesh gremlins, the party warriors, and the kings of the carry-on. These footy shorts won’t land you a job, but they’ll definitely help you make some "best mates" at 5 AM… even if you never see ‘em again.
💨 Subtle? Not a chance. Rock these bad boys, and everyone will know you're the life of the party—the bloke who’s first to crack a tin and last to leave the kick-ons.
🔥 Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and a little something extra 🔥 Made to last – Tougher than your Monday comedown 🔥 Perfect for any occasion – Raves, festivals, footy, or just loitering at the servo 🔥 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it somewhere dodgy
⚡These won’t last long—cop a pair before they get banned.
