pub, the paddock, or passed out in a camp chair, then these shorts were bred for you. Featuring the iconic RUM PIG stamp of approval, these bad boys are a full send into legendary status.
Built for the sesh, battle-tested in the beer garden. Whether you’re howling at the moon after a few dark & stormys or just causing absolute carnage at the rodeo, these premium footy shorts will keep you cool while you make very questionable life choices.
🔥 Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and a roadie 🔥 Made to last – Tougher than your morning after 🔥 Perfect for any occasion – Footy, festivals, fishing, or fanging it at the local 🔥 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your esky or your ute
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