🐗 For the bloke who starts on the rums and immediately turns into a professional bull rider, dance floor king, and expert in absolutely everything. These black, yellow, and red footy shorts feature a cheeky "Rum Pig" can print—because nothing says "this is about to get messy" quite like strapping on a pair of these bad boys.
✔️ Pockets for essentials – Holds your phone, keys, wallet, and at least one poorly thought-out idea ✔️ Made to last – Tough stitching for when things get out of hand ✔️ Perfect for any occasion – Footy, the pub, or a full-throttle session ✔️ FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on your esky, ute, or your mate who always ghosts when it’s his round
🥃Grab a pair before they’re gone faster than your memory after a rum-fuelled bender!
