Australian Coat of Arms Footy Shorts (With Pockets)

🇦🇺👑 Reppin’ the coat of arms like a true Aussie icon—only this time, it’s had a cheeky upgrade. Our national treasures, the mighty roo and emu, are now fully kitted out with a tin in one hand and an IDGAF attitude in the other. If that ain’t peak Aussie, we don’t know what is.

Perfect for the kings of the BBQ, the lords of the local, and the blokes who run the esky like a well-oiled machine. Whether you're tearing up the field, defending your backyard cricket title, or just sinking a few cans, these Aussie footy shorts have got your back.

🦘 Pockets for ya essentials – Fits a phone, wallet, and an emergency snag
🦘 Made to last – Tougher than ya mate who reckons he’s “not that pissed”
🦘 Perfect for any occasion – Footy, pub runs, backyard biffs, or just flexin’ on the Poms
🦘 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your ute, esky, or your mate’s forehead

⚡ Limited stock – these bad boys won’t last longer than a cold one on a hot day!

🛒 Grab a pair now, ya legend!