🇦🇺 Straya, stitched into every seam. These green and gold footy shorts are louder than a packed MCG, tougher than a bloke who’s “right to drive,” and prouder than your uncle after his fourth snag at a Bunnings BBQ. Designed for legends who back their country, their mates, and their ability to sink a cold one without spilling a drop.
✅ Pockets for essentials – Holds your phone, beer money, and a meat pie if you try hard enough ✅ Made to last – Tougher than a tradie’s tan line ✅ Perfect for any occasion – Footy, BBQs, or reminding everyone that "yeah nah, we’re the best" ✅ FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your esky, ute, or next VB carton
🦘Snag a pair before they disappear faster than a democracy sausage on election day!
