🚨👀 Risky Clicks Only. For the blokes who love a mystery and live for the stitch-up. These footy shorts are a social experiment waiting to happen—because you just know every curious unit at the pub is gonna pull their phone out and have a crack. Whether it scans or not? That’s their problem.
High risk, high reward. Wear ‘em on a night out and let the chaos unfold. Is it a meme? A dodgy link? Directions to the nearest servo pie? Only the brave will find out.
📲 Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and a fake name for the bouncer 📲 Made to last – Premium fabric, tough AF stitching to go the distance 📲 Perfect for any occasion – Footy, festivals, or fooling the drunkest bloke in the room 📲 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it somewhere suspicious
⚡Works on some phones, not on others—just like your best pick-up lines.
