🕶️ For the blokes who send it at Mach 10. These footy shorts aren’t just for any wannabe pilot—only true Top C#NTs can handle ‘em. Whether you're buzzing the tower (aka the pub), pulling G-forces on a bender, or just feeling the need... the need for speed, these shorts have you covered.
Look sharp, feel faster. Inspired by the greatest movie of all time (fight us), these bad boys will have you looking like an absolute maverick.
🛩️ Pockets for essentials – Sunnies, smokes, and a rogue rum can 🛩️ Made to last – Tougher than a Navy pilot’s ego 🛩️ Perfect for any occasion – Footy, festivals, flight school, or fanging it in a Commodore 🛩️ FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your esky (or your jet)
⚡Landing soon? Negative, Ghost Rider—these won’t last long!
