🦎🍻 Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinking! Reppin’ the True Blue spirit, one sip at a time! These footy shorts feature the iconic blue tongue lizard—just like you, always flat out (or on the piss). Whether you’re charging down the wing, running the BBQ, or arguing why footy is better than soccer, these bad boys are built for action.
🔹 Pockets for your essentials – Perfect for ya phone, keys, and a sneaky tin 🔹 Made to last – Tougher than a lizard’s hide in the outback sun 🔹 Perfect for any occasion – Footy, fishing, sinking tins, or just looking like an Aussie icon 🔹 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on ya ute, esky, or ya mate’s back when he’s not looking
⚡These won’t last—quicker than a lizard on a hot rock!
